Things that scare me.

Not that you asked, but here is a list of my fears, from most to least feared:

1. Being on the subway with no reading material.
2. Dunkin’ Donuts employees.
3. Death.
4. Big mean dogs.
5. Unknowingly going on stage with some kind of stain on my crotch.

It feels good to share.

Funny. For a girl.

To be noted: Please believe me when I say that the following is reported with great humor and that no ill-will is wished toward the guilty party who is actually a good friend of mine.

I’m not one of those people who boo-hoo that comedy is a boys’ club.  I much prefer to think of comedy as more of a funny-people club.  That’s why when a booker asked me to do a show in these exact words, I had to chuckle.  And I quote:

“We like to put a female between the comedians in the line-up of our show.”

That means, in this booker’s mind, the show’s line-up goes something like this:

1. Comedian
2. Comedian
3. Comedian
4. Female
5. Comedian
6. Comedian

I think that’s a little awesome.  This guy was just so blunt.  But I didn’t mind.  He was, after all, asking me to be in his show, which means I’m doing something right, ya?